a list by John T. Poor in no particular order
* Apologize profusely to a Hobo
* Wear Basketball shorts...everywhere I go
* Not play Basketball
* Beat up a Hobo
* Clean my room
* Install Doorknobs
* Change my Motorcycle's Spark Plugs
* Get Stranded at a Sonic
* Go to the Mosh
* Write a note detailing my vacation
* Go to the comic book store
* Go in to work for a few hours
* Take a Hobo to lunch as penance
* Get involved in long winded debates over who is the most attractive Victoria Secret model
* Sleep
* Eat
* Upgrade the memory in my Laptop
* Declare to the world that I am the long lost Osmond
* Go out in a blaze of glory
* Become influenced by Bon Jovi songs
* Take up a life of poverty
* Use smart sounding words like Fastidious
* Play Lego StarWars
* Get hollered at by the wife
* Follow the Grateful Dead around on tour
* Realize the futility of life, and have a good cry
9 years ago
4 comments:
ambitious ????
Leave the HOBO alone!
Sarah, you seriously shouldn't leave John alone with your blog.
WHAT ABOUT FIXING THE TOILET????? (there, you've officially been hollered at by your wife)
Okay...a distinct memory I have regarding one John Teancum Poor and a hobo.
One hobo standing on the side of the road with a sign and a thumbs-up sign. We slow down next to the hobo and rolling down the window, JTP gives the hobo a big smile and a big thumbs up "right back atcha" style.
Is that the hobo you're referring to? Lol...
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