Friday, September 26, 2008

Live Blogging the Debates??

Well, I considered it, but honestly, who would waste the time typing on behalf of these windbags?? I WOULD!

Q. (I don't remember, I was coming up with that witty intro)

Obama
Blah Blah Thanks Blah

HIS PLAN:
#1 Oversight!!! Huzzah!!
#2 Investors Money at risk? Must get rewards, if any
#3 Can't pay CEOs. (those greedy jerks don't need to be paid)
#4 Help Homeowners...(cuz they obviously didn't sign the paperwork) ...who needs personal responsibility.

Ahhh Blame Bush...of course! That's why!

McCain

Awwwwwwwwwww a Bi-Partisan get well!

Ramble Much?

We've evidently got work to do.

Q. How do you stand on the plan?

Obama - Haven't seen it

2 years ago HE tried to warn us all, oh WHY didn't we listen to the chosen one?
1 year ago HE wrote a letter, why didn't that just solve the problem.
rambleramble

McCain - I'd Vote

I ALSO warned...Fannie, Freddie
story telling about Ike. AH we need accountability. DIE SEC!!!!!!!
We have to reward success...

ACCOUNTABILITY!!!

Q. do you wanna take McCain on?

HELLS YEAH I DO!!! BRING IT BIZNATCH!!!!

McCain & Obama start a slapfight!!! (instead of these idiotic debates, can't we just switch over to a Thunderdome style presidential decison? TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES!)

Q. Are you going to Publix for me?

wait..huh? Oh, that's My wife...crap! I guess I should do something more productive.

1 comment:

Daisy Paige said...

I have a hunch I would LOVE watching the debates with you.